Saint Narcissi, Mother Of The Year<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am royalty. I keep my comings and goings secret in case I get mobbed. I don’t stay around long. Just quick visits for important events. I’m an extremely busy person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have to get back to my important job of visiting zoos and various cities and sitting on my balcony. Someone needs to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
People need to know though of My Sacrifice. My Good Mothering. My Martyrdom. My flying four times in two weeks. Oh the hardship! I was knackered. They have no idea! The plebs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, I will announce it on Facebook as I leave that I am happy to support my children in both good and bad times. Because I want the world to know what a wonderful person I am. I will add a little addendum at the end too, so that my sister will see that ‘meeting friends was nice’. And she didn’t even know I was here. So I’m twisting the knife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway I’m guaranteed a good life. A safe life here in Poland where nothing can ever go wrong. I won’t need my sister ever again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will I?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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