Single life<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No pit shaving and stinging deodorant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No unwanted sex<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fake tanning<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No cooking<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No make up<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No cleaning<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fucking about with toenail polish<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No being told what to do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fanny ripping wax<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No being told when you’ve had too many<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Saturday supermarket hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No boring bond films<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No being told you talk ‘hot air’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No being asked ‘what’s for dinner?’<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No permitting affairs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No knickers cutting you in two<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No bullying<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No double standards<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No slapping<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No being dragged out of bed and threatened to be thrown down the stairs in front of your toddler daughter because you told your best friend what her husband had been up to on the men’s weekend away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No barricading into a bedroom<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No cares<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No beautiful, priceless cares<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Single life No pit shaving and stinging deodorant No unwanted sex No fake tanning No cooking No make up No cleaning No fucking about with toenail polish No being told what to do No fanny ripping wax No being told when you’ve had too many No Saturday supermarket hell No…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,9,10,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-remember-not-so-long-ago","category-poems-stuff","category-sometime-around-now","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}