{"id":663,"date":"2023-09-09T23:37:23","date_gmt":"2023-09-09T21:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/?p=663"},"modified":"2023-09-09T23:37:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T21:37:24","slug":"the-sociopath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/2023\/09\/09\/the-sociopath\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sociopath"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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I\u2019m going to write about toxic people again. Well about one person I know. A sociopathic woman that I thought I\u2019d left behind a long time ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once she laid in wait for me to leave our town\u2019s Continental Market. lashings of pretend Polish beer and strong vodka. She called my name and I stood there, swaying, as she ran at me and with the full force of the momentum swung a punch at my face. She ran back to the pub and told the landlord there was a crazy woman on the way in. He screamed at me to get out before I\u2019d even uttered a word.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because she\u2019s a coward.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She has a midget boyfriend to whom she gives black eyes and throws slow cookers and vases at his little nodding head. Manipulating the relationship so she doesn\u2019t have to let her step daughter stay on a weekend. Threatening to leave him when she found out he paid the grand sum of \u00a330 a month maintenance without telling her. She has got away with so many assaults. With a pool cue in our local where everyone \u2018saw nothing\u2019 to completely damaging the lights, paintwork and windscreen of some poor long forgotten ex. She liked to brag you see. She couldn\u2019t help it. Banging on about how \u2018hard\u2019 she was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes she \u2018gets too angry to have a bath or shower\u2019 for days and smells like ripe, rotten, fly bitten fruit with a soup\u00e7on of mackerel. She\u2019s a legend in her own imagination, indignation and temper. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I left her to her venom several years ago now and hadn\u2019t really thought about her since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then like the proverbial she appears on my friend\u2019s Facebook. Ranting and raving on a heartfelt post my friend wrote over 18 months ago. Accusing her of lying about tragic things. A sort of insanity we can\u2019t comprehend. It must have taken her hours and hours of stalking and reading and looking for something. Anything. We just don\u2019t know why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We do know that she\u2019s a wendigo that screeches obscenities in the dulcet tones of a 40 fags a dayer. Spouting random evil with the literacy of a Wetherspoon\u2019s alcoholic. Ginger hair scraped back off her face in the tightest, most unflattering Croydon facelift known to all the demons in hell. She hisses like an ugly myopic viper, whispering at the bar under her breath and you\u2019re relieved you can\u2019t hear what she\u2019s saying. You can read it in her face though and you know it\u2019s not pleasant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently my sister and I are retards too and I can\u2019t seem to be able to contact her about this so I\u2019m writing here: Should anyone be able to contact VICKY WAGSTAFF OF ILKLEY, WEST YORKSHIRE can you point her in the direction of this blog post. It would be much appreciated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just tell her an old pal owes her one and it\u2019s not a pint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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