{"id":735,"date":"2023-09-29T23:56:18","date_gmt":"2023-09-29T21:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/?p=735"},"modified":"2023-09-29T23:59:09","modified_gmt":"2023-09-29T21:59:09","slug":"im-tired-of-tomatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/index.php\/2023\/09\/29\/im-tired-of-tomatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m tired of tomatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?resize=640%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-736\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thethingsiremember.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/wickedlola_hibernate_48abb9d6-b13c-435b-9679-287b8b103d31.png?resize=850%2C850&amp;ssl=1 850w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">I\u2019m tired of tomatoes \r\nand hoping for some sun.\r\nI want the wind and the rain to come.\r\nFalling leaves and conkers, beanie hats and jumpers,\r\nFrigid air and toes that are numb\r\nin my wellies.\r\nI want to hibernate.\r\n\r\nI want to shut the windows \r\nand draw the curtains tightly.\r\nShut out the noise of boys toys:\r\nSouped up car and strimmer and still saw.\r\nBatten myself down away from the angry maw\r\nof incessant Summer noise.\r\nI want to hibernate.\r\n\r\nI want to make soups and stews and ginger tea.\r\nPaint and create and be me\r\nIn my peaceful and quiet and people free hobbit home.\r\nI want the world to go away\r\nShut the fuck up and stay that way\r\nGive me silence any day.\r\n\r\nI\u2019m off to hibernate.\n\nJ. Walsh\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m tired of tomatoes and hoping for some sun. I want the wind and the rain to come. Falling leaves and conkers, beanie hats and jumpers, Frigid air and toes that are numb in my wellies. I want to hibernate. 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