They are supposed to be muzzled here now in the Uk but most won’t be because of the very people that own them. We all know this. Another grandmother ripped apart by her son-in-laws dogs yesterday and a mother and two children attacked in a park today. It’s a never ending trend of murder in a Britain so snowflaked to reality I’m surprised they haven’t put fake tan in our water just yet.
On our afternoon walk with my two little dogs we often meet three sets of Alsatians. Every single one of them pulls on the lead to get to mine. One woman has taken to retracing her steps if she sees us until we have gone past. Why? Because my tiny less than 3kilo pomchi and his best pal are going to rip her dog to bits? Yeh right. She struggles to control it, that’s why. Every one of them does. They are chomping at the bit dying to get across the road to get at my rabbit sized dogs. And this is their day, a walk around the streets on a tight leash. Whilst mine are running through the woods and the park with their friends of all sizes we don’t see these dogs. Thankfully. Ever.
I’ve seen an XL bully outside the supermarket though loads of times. The one holding the lead is a 5ft 6 streak of piss in joggers who as yet has never seen a days work. The girlfriend is a pig with a fag on the phone, dropping ash on their kid in the pushchair and a lovely badly dyed pink keighley facelift. Hair pulled tight to show off the beauty of her 8 chins. We are told not to stereotype people but if the cap fits?
Whilst I mention it Keighley has lots of couples like this. Huge women and little skinny guys. She’s living on the fact she’s got a bloke and he’s living on her social 👌. Perfect. let’s breed more intelligent children.
And the moral of the story?
Work it out for yourself.