I ordered some teeth online the other day. I have some being made at my dentist but they’re going to take a month or so with all the buggering about so I thought, fuck it let’s try some clip ons. Instant teeth. All the z listers pay for Turkey teeth…
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Starmer, the gift that keeps on giving. Part 872
So whilst a large part of the world are trying to wipe out an evil extremist muslim regime in Iran what is our prime minister doing? Working very hard to install an ‘anti muslim hostility tsar’. The man is clearly mentally ill. Or is he one of those very intelligent…
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Give it a rest
Just fucking great. It looks like we are on the verge of world war III just as the fuel bills were coming down. What a bummer. The middle east is imploding, good old Don is getting a bit trigger happy and TwoTier has more poo in his pants than a…
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Filth
Stabbing people is de rigueur right now it seems. All over the country young men with a bit of a grievance, rubber dinghy rapid men, drug wallah men running about stabby, stabby, stabby all over the place. I have this fantasy: I am a goddess looking down with a hat…
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Hellfire and Iran and Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
If you are in Dubai right now I’m thinking along the lines of ”oh dear, what a pity and never mind”. If you are a supporter of the Iranian regime may you wake up in the morning and find yourself living there. If you are the UK’s big girls blouse…
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Hollywood’s burning
Andrew’s arrest. Very much deserved clearly and well done to our police and our King for getting on with it. BUT these things always seem to detract from the boots on the ground, the reality, the stuff that happens to you and I and the people around us. I am…
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Little bits of excitement
They have been deploying NCA (that’s the National Crime Agency apparently) armed police around Bradford this week looking for the Pakistani mob that murdered the Pakistani drug dealer ten days ago here in Keighley. They executed a pretty nifty arrest of a taxi driver the other day but Facebook people…
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Gang Life
There was a big fight five minutes down the road from me the early hours of last Sunday morning. Lots of men chasing and beating other men with big sticks and stuff. They beat one of them so hard he died today. These are all Pakistani men. The word is…
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The cess pit
Like turds steaming in an open sewer under a boiling sun, Epstein and the pakistani grooming gangs are starting to stink as they are caught under the spotlight of the internet. It seems that everyone that is anyone had a little poke in Epstein’s dirty pie. What a filthy, sex…
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Invasive species
Walking through the village of Low Utley with the kids this morning a strange little animal scurried across the road in front of us just a few feet away. Ernie spotted it first of course but it didn’t seem concerned as it had a little think, turned around and crossed…