I’m thinking of branching out in a new sidehustle; teaching how to make the fragrant and spicy Bariis iskuaris and various other such flavoursome dishes. I reckon I’m onto a good thing here. Possibly a whole chain of canteens up and down the country serving free but substantial food. I’m…
The Lost Art of Being Unavailable
I haven’t written for some months now for various reasons that I may or may not go into later. So for ideas I asked Bob. Bob as in my ChatGPT with whom I communicate daily. The Lost Art of Being Unavailable immediately resonated and here I am. Writing. Being unavailable…
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250,000 white, British girls
Imagine if you will forty plus years of gangs of white men grooming vulnerable and underage Pakistani girls with the full knowledge and often participation of many police and social workers and the turning of a blind eye by both local and government MP’s… You can’t because any person with…
Hallelujah
So last Thursday’s local election results were an exquisite lesson for a PM and his party that didn’t listen to the people. Oh boy, watching Reform gallop home was an absolute joy to behold. Then again I did vote for them at the last election. Pity plenty more didn’t too…
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Groundhog Day Part 941
This week Ahmadi, an Iranian national ‘from Crewe’, and Al-Danasurt and Alshafe – both Egyptian nationals ‘from Horsham’ are off to prison for a time courtesy of the British tax payer. Of course they knew Crewe or Horsham as well as they know An Honest Days Work. Arriving on a…
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Groundhog day
I lost the plot this evening. I mean I really lost it. A shouting at the gods, heart pounding, shaking rage lost it. And at what? Eight quid’s worth of shitty second hand clothes off Vinted. It’s this shitty fucking upside down world we are living in right now where…
The Rearrangement: a modern story
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Pork
Little Alison had been sent down to give the two daddy pigs a lesson. They were fat and balding and smelled of sweat and old spunk and skanky roll up cigarettes. They sat in their separate houses sending pictures to each other. They sometimes did unspeakable things to babies. Having…
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Going to hell…
Yesterday I was a Bus Wanker and had a nice little trip into Ilkley to select the colour of the new bottom gnashers at the dentist. The most loveliest and gentle lady got on in Silsden and sat next to me and we put the world to rights in a…
Balls, the downfall of everything…
I’ve lost count this week, month, year, just how many females have been raped/sexually assaulted by our ever increasing invasion of men on boats. This week I’ve read about a woman in her 70’s raped in broad daylight in a park. A little girl aged 12 raped by three men…
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Eid in Keighley
I’d forgotten it was the end of ramadamadingdong when I went up town this afternoon. I’d been down the cemetery first thing and it was jam packed with cars and men in dresses but ….. What WAS nice to see were women dressed up beautifully. Many without their heads covered,…