Little Alison had been sent down to give the two daddy pigs a lesson. They were fat and balding and smelled of sweat and old spunk and skanky roll up cigarettes. They sat in their separate houses sending pictures to each other. They sometimes did unspeakable things to babies. Having…
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Going to hell…
Yesterday I was a Bus Wanker and had a nice little trip into Ilkley to select the colour of the new bottom gnashers at the dentist. The most loveliest and gentle lady got on in Silsden and sat next to me and we put the world to rights in a…
Balls, the downfall of everything…
I’ve lost count this week, month, year, just how many females have been raped/sexually assaulted by our ever increasing invasion of men on boats. This week I’ve read about a woman in her 70’s raped in broad daylight in a park. A little girl aged 12 raped by three men…
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Eid in Keighley
I’d forgotten it was the end of ramadamadingdong when I went up town this afternoon. I’d been down the cemetery first thing and it was jam packed with cars and men in dresses but ….. What WAS nice to see were women dressed up beautifully. Many without their heads covered,…
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The Magic Roundabout
I’m scared and tired. The world is such a fucking mess right now on so many levels. Everything is so out of control. The opened can of worms in the middle east will of course affect the normal working person here in the UK. Yet again. Petrol. Heating. Food. Up,…
Teeth in the post
I ordered some teeth online the other day. I have some being made at my dentist but they’re going to take a month or so with all the buggering about so I thought, fuck it let’s try some clip ons. Instant teeth. All the z listers pay for Turkey teeth…
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Starmer, the gift that keeps on giving. Part 872
So whilst a large part of the world are trying to wipe out an evil extremist muslim regime in Iran what is our prime minister doing? Working very hard to install an ‘anti muslim hostility tsar’. The man is clearly mentally ill. Or is he one of those very intelligent…
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Give it a rest
Just fucking great. It looks like we are on the verge of world war III just as the fuel bills were coming down. What a bummer. The middle east is imploding, good old Don is getting a bit trigger happy and TwoTier has more poo in his pants than a…
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Filth
Stabbing people is de rigueur right now it seems. All over the country young men with a bit of a grievance, rubber dinghy rapid men, drug wallah men running about stabby, stabby, stabby all over the place. I have this fantasy: I am a goddess looking down with a hat…
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Hellfire and Iran and Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
If you are in Dubai right now I’m thinking along the lines of ”oh dear, what a pity and never mind”. If you are a supporter of the Iranian regime may you wake up in the morning and find yourself living there. If you are the UK’s big girls blouse…