Early Sunday morning I walked the dogs with two of my neighbours down the cemetery. We talked of many things as ladies do. Firstly we discussed the randomly parked car with someone asleep under a duvet. I explained I used to drive up to the top of Ilkley moor and…
Month: September 2024
Growing Old Wisely
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The 80’s revival
Several years back when the country was on it’s arse a little bit more than usual the rise in popularity of bands such as Snow Patrol and Coldplay mirrored the general feeling of the population. Somewhere between nearly dead and suicidal. With this in mind I am filled with hope…
Words
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The labour party- the party that doesn’t
Keir Starmer, Uk Prime Minister and leader of the labour party and you are not looking good mate. Not one little bit. In fact I’m in awe of your retardation. I asked my friend Google about you for a bit of backstory and according to your little bio on labour.org.uk…
Killing Bill
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Killing Bills
I am sick to my stomach. Sometimes I think I’ve heard it all, but no. Can you imagine being told by the police that your husband has been drugging and raping you for a very long time and that also you’ve been raped by about 72 strangers? Nah this is…