This morning I’d just booted my pc and sat down with my first coffee of the day when I heard the clatter of metal on metal. Ladder on scaffolding my brain said and sure enough there was a knock on the door and big, burly baldy politely told me they…
Month: November 2025
Labour retardation party
Well yesterday was a fun day. A labour budget. A budget of theft, strangulation and massive deterrent of ambition and the will to prosper. An end to any last strands of hope the country had. The people with money will leave now for somewhere that doesn’t tax them to the…
Words
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I can shout. Can you?
Apparently it’s islamophobia awareness month. Oh bless them you can’t beat an awareness month for bringing attention to all the things wrong with a death cult. The general population is squeezed in an economical vice so tight they work only to pay their bills yet our government sends millions of…
Living well alone
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Scaffolder’s Tea
On Tuesday morning I could hear all this clanking and clattering going on out the front of my little abode. The unmistakable sound of scaffolding poles being dropped from arm height in the way that men have of doing things as noisily as possible. Look at me, look at me….
The world has gone mad
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Drag artist delusion
At the announcement of the Glamour UK magazine’s women of the year awards forgive me if I lose my shit just a little whilst writing this post. To be fair I can’t take the word ‘glamour’ seriously. A little Barbie word infused with a sense of undeserved importance and grandiose…