If you are in Dubai right now I’m thinking along the lines of ”oh dear, what a pity and never mind”.
If you are a supporter of the Iranian regime may you wake up in the morning and find yourself living there.
If you are the UK’s big girls blouse of a PM may you spontaneously combust whilst you are having a nice shit.
Incidentally is he a vegetarian our pm? No most likely a vegan. Are vegans able to have nice healthy shits? Probably not. Anyway he sounded and looked like something from Trumpton tonight ( see Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! Grubb!) on his speech about allowing US bases over here to strike Iran. Bless. His ‘we didn’t do it we pinky promise’ addon with fingers pressed sincerely together was so moving. He’s just secured himself tons more of the good old arse in each others faces voters. Good for him.
Also apparently there was some controversy yesterday at a Leeds football match? Something about the muslim players breaking their ramadamadingdong fast during the match. Oh the uproar and the outrage. Fucking hilarious. If only men could shout a bit louder the rest of the time! Here’s a thought. Don’t employ muslims to play in your teams. Because I can guarantee you one thing. Out of site of the crowds he’s enjoying a life befitting his earnings, you absolute dickwads.
