Walking through the village of Low Utley with the kids this morning a strange little animal scurried across the road in front of us just a few feet away. Ernie spotted it first of course but it didn’t seem concerned as it had a little think, turned around and crossed…
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Goodbye horses
I was going to write about the latest allah inspired atrocity in Australia but my blood pressure is already high enough today so I shall write instead about The Silence of the Lambs. The film that is, that popped up on my Netflix when I opened it to accompany the…
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Big baldy bollox
This morning I’d just booted my pc and sat down with my first coffee of the day when I heard the clatter of metal on metal. Ladder on scaffolding my brain said and sure enough there was a knock on the door and big, burly baldy politely told me they…
Labour retardation party
Well yesterday was a fun day. A labour budget. A budget of theft, strangulation and massive deterrent of ambition and the will to prosper. An end to any last strands of hope the country had. The people with money will leave now for somewhere that doesn’t tax them to the…
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I can shout. Can you?
Apparently it’s islamophobia awareness month. Oh bless them you can’t beat an awareness month for bringing attention to all the things wrong with a death cult. The general population is squeezed in an economical vice so tight they work only to pay their bills yet our government sends millions of…
Living well alone
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Scaffolder’s Tea
On Tuesday morning I could hear all this clanking and clattering going on out the front of my little abode. The unmistakable sound of scaffolding poles being dropped from arm height in the way that men have of doing things as noisily as possible. Look at me, look at me….
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Drag artist delusion
At the announcement of the Glamour UK magazine’s women of the year awards forgive me if I lose my shit just a little whilst writing this post. To be fair I can’t take the word ‘glamour’ seriously. A little Barbie word infused with a sense of undeserved importance and grandiose…
This week’s cultural enlightenment would be?
It’s Wednesday and as we approach the middle of the week what in the name of all things culturally inclusive could have occurred so far? The poor guy walking his dog who was stabbed to death and two more injured by an Afghan refugee maybe? He sneaked in on the…
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Grooming scandal
The women pulling out of the grooming gang inquiry have more balls than any of the scum that used and abused them. They must have known what was coming. It was perpetuated by so many they knew the ranks would close as they always have. Always made to feel they…
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Rachy Reeves the big fat thief
So Rachel Reeves, the government’s Chancellor of the Exchequer has sat at home of an evening with several bottles of wine over the last few weeks figuring out who she can fleece in the upcoming budget. Drooling at the very thought of shafting everyone with even the smallest idea of…