This week Ahmadi, an Iranian national ‘from Crewe’, and Al-Danasurt and Alshafe – both Egyptian nationals ‘from Horsham’ are off to prison for a time courtesy of the British tax payer. Of course they knew Crewe or Horsham as well as they know An Honest Days Work. Arriving on a…
Month: April 2026
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Groundhog day
I lost the plot this evening. I mean I really lost it. A shouting at the gods, heart pounding, shaking rage lost it. And at what? Eight quid’s worth of shitty second hand clothes off Vinted. It’s this shitty fucking upside down world we are living in right now where…
The Rearrangement: a modern story
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Pork
Little Alison had been sent down to give the two daddy pigs a lesson. They were fat and balding and smelled of sweat and old spunk and skanky roll up cigarettes. They sat in their separate houses sending pictures to each other. They sometimes did unspeakable things to babies. Having…
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Going to hell…
Yesterday I was a Bus Wanker and had a nice little trip into Ilkley to select the colour of the new bottom gnashers at the dentist. The most loveliest and gentle lady got on in Silsden and sat next to me and we put the world to rights in a…