They have been deploying NCA (that’s the National Crime Agency apparently) armed police around Bradford this week looking for the Pakistani mob that murdered the Pakistani drug dealer ten days ago here in Keighley. They executed a pretty nifty arrest of a taxi driver the other day but Facebook people in their infinite wisdom were more concerned about how scruffily the armed men were dressed and why they were wearing balaclavas. I personally thought they looked quite hot and would have offered cups of tea all round if I’d lived a bit nearer. Anyway the guy has been held in custody whereas the three arrested last week were let out on bail so are in Pakistan now. That is undoubtably a win at the very least. Perhaps the rest of his family would like to follow? Apart from this there has also been the usual cars upturned on their heads, the odd stabbing or three and a bloke that got beaten by a brick.
Meanwhile in Ilkley a late middle aged guy smashed his Lotus up in a hedgerow on a very narrow backroad. I know the road well and he either had a medical emergency or he was driving too fast in his penis extender. Either way I’m embarrassed for him. The fucking dick.
