I ordered some teeth online the other day.
I have some being made at my dentist but they’re going to take a month or so with all the buggering about so I thought, fuck it let’s try some clip ons. Instant teeth. All the z listers pay for Turkey teeth and look like twats. At £24.99 pair I can’t look any worse.
Who knows though because they’ve been stuck with Inpost for 5 days now. I went on to the online chat and the AI told me to check my tracking. That’s why I’m contacting you I said because I have checked my tracking and my parcel has been stuck for 5 days now. ‘What is your tracking number and I can check your tracking? Oh yes I can see your parcel is on it’s way’. Oh fuck off!
No word of a lie I also ordered some Corsodyl toothpaste off ebay. Yes I should know better but when you no longer drive sometimes online works well enough. A couple of days in the seller sends me an email asking for my address as it is incorrect. I duly send it and the next day the order is cancelled because the address s still incorrect. More out of irritation than the fact I’m not getting my order I reply and say that’s bollocks both my passport and driving licence are at that address what in the world of crap seller nonsense is this?
A couple of weeks back some of my tribal art was sent out to California. The address was to a Post Office box and it turned out that the particular postal service my printer used didn’t actually deliver to PO boxes. So the art got sent back to the printers. Talking to the buyer I find she lives at such a remote ranch only one postal service will come out so far. Between my customer and my printers we sorted it and now she has her art.
Apparently whatever courier the seller on ebay uses to send out tubes of toothpaste they don’t deliver to keighley. Anyway who cares I’m off down to the cemetery to run around naked screaming.
