I’m thinking of branching out in a new sidehustle; teaching how to make the fragrant and spicy Bariis iskuaris and various other such flavoursome dishes. I reckon I’m onto a good thing here. Possibly a whole chain of canteens up and down the country serving free but substantial food.
I’m thinking of a few goat farms too. Goat is a cheap meat that tastes well smothered in fragrant spices such as cloves, cardamon and cumin. I’d considered a chain of The Goat Hotel but after a little thought I decided there wouldn’t be much uptake considering everything else that was freely available.
Another sidehustle is several factories set up to manufacture Dr. Sonnet Ehlers’ useful bit of kit that will be available through dispensing machines outside every Tesco.
I’m also considering starting a GoFundMe in order to pay for enough leaflets to post out to every address in the UK. These will by necessity appear on first hand to be racist but will in fact be informing the population that it is not advisable to go within 3 feet of anything that looks like it may have arrived by rubber boat/secret government night flight. These people are not accounted for therefore are free to do as they please without even the consequence of our liberal laws. It will also advise all women and children to lock themselves inside their homes unless they are armed.
Which leads me to sidehustle No.4; the selling of weaponry…
…and so it begins
