I remember when I rode the X84 with a jug full of pee. If punk was still a thing I could make a song out of that.
The LGI didn’t believe me. My social worker didn’t believe me. They thought it was wishful thinking. You don’t pee when your kidneys don’t work. But I drank whiskey and I did. I didn’t drive though so I had to catch the bus with my whiskey flavoured pee in a jug. I think I managed to keep a tight grip on most of it. It was a grand day out. With hindsight the Red Queen looked down on me and said ‘fuck it you can have a second chance too’.